I’m not exactly sure whether I am attracted by the things I am rubbish at or I am rubbish at the things I am attracted by. In any case, humor is one of them. I would love to be the kind of naturally funny guy, who comes up with the right comment or just has that magic touch, but unfortunately I’m not. Not one bit.
I have always LOVED telling jokes. I am terrible at it, but that has never stopped me; the few times I somehow manage to get them right are worth all the bombs. When I was about 10, I started keeping a notebook with all the jokes I knew and ever since I first started receiving funny email forwards I’ve been keeping them in a folder on my computer. Nowadays I don’t keep everything I receive. I get most of the funny stuff through WhatsApp and save the best when I do my monthly phone media backup.
Here is some of the best stuff from my cellar. Feel free to send me any funny stuff you wish, but just as a note, my favorite brand of humor is the witty, random and bizarre kind, the sort of stuff that Oscar Wilde would have enjoyed.
This would be enough for me not to buy that car